Football fury

GERMAN FOOTBALL stars, Michael Ballack and Oliver Kahn are due to receive 50,000 euros each in compensation after a sex toy company used their names without permission to sell vibrators.

Bombs away

A SCHOOL in Wimborne, Dorset, was evacuated last week, after a student brought in what he believed was a harmless artefact to show friends. It turned out it was a

May 15, 2007by Portugal ResidentIn

Map mischief

FREE MAPS were handed out to people visiting the holy shrine at Fátima, 120km north of Lisbon, at the weekend, with a picture of the Virgin Mary on one side

May 15, 2007by Portugal ResidentIn

Drunk driver

A MAN in Germany failed his driving test because he was three times over the legal alcohol limit. His examiner could smell alcohol on him but the man insisted he

May 15, 2007by Portugal ResidentIn

Locked up

A DUMB criminal was locked up in a cell at a New Zealand police station – even though he was never arrested! He managed to break into the station and

May 15, 2007by Portugal ResidentIn

Unlikely match

SQUIRREL MONKEYS and the world’s largest rodents, capybaras, are living together in a zoo outside Tokyo, Japan. The creatures are both from Brazil but rarely meet and are not usually

May 15, 2007by Portugal ResidentIn

Lonely soul

A GERMAN man has been found seven years after he was reported to have died. His decomposed body was discovered in his bed, where an open television guide was found,

May 15, 2007by Portugal ResidentIn