Boozy bridegroom
By: Natasha Smith natasha@portugalresident.com A GROOM on his wedding day saw his hopes of marriage dashed, when the families decided he was too drunk to walk up the aisle. So
Toilet trouble
By: Natasha Smith natasha@portugalresident.com A WOMAN and her toddler walked into a fire station in Essex, UK to ask for help. Her child had managed to get a toilet seat
Sour milk
By: Natasha Smith natasha@portugalresident.com AN INDIAN man has been charged with murder after he beheaded one of his employees for failing to milk his cows. Neighbours were horrified when Upendra
Illicit mail
By: Natasha Smith natasha@portugalresident.com BRAZILIAN POSTAL workers became suspicious of express mail labelled packages from Argentina, last week, and decided to x-ray the boxes. They were astounded when they found
Robber ruse
By: Natasha Smith natasha@portugalresident.com POLICE MANAGED to outsmart a stupid mobile phone thief in Germany, who could not resist free merchandise. Police called the phone and told the man he
Extra protection
By: Natasha Smith natasha@portugalresident.com A LITTLE girl in New Zealand got more than she bargained for when she was bought a Happy Meal at a McDonald’s. Her grandmother opened the
T5 takes off
Sponsored by PDM Travel pdm@portugalresident.com British Airways has begun selling tickets for the first flights out of Heathrow Terminal Five. All BA flights will move to T5 when it opens
The evolution of our world
By: Margaret Brown margaret@portugalresident.com EVER SINCE I was a small child, the hours between sunrise and breakfast have been the most precious of the day and, although more often than
Fountain frolics
By: Natasha Smith natasha@portugalresident.com AN ITALIAN woman took a dip in the famous Trevi fountain, in Rome, last week – in her birthday suit! She was hot and decided to
Branson brush off
By: Natasha Smith natasha@portugalresident.com AFTER THREATENING his two wives, as a joke, that he would marry a third woman if they did not stop fighting, a Saudi man lost part