The edge of paranoia
By MARGARET BROWN features@algarveresident.com Margaret Brown is one of the Algarve Resident’s longest standing contributors and has lived in the Algarve for more than 20 years. Having complained this year
Blind man’s hole in one
By: NATASHA SMITH features@algarveresident.com A BLIND elderly man in the US has achieved a dream of a lifetime by sinking a hole in one at a golf course in Florida.
Courgettes, marrows and summer squash
By: PAUL McKAY features@algarveresident.com Teacher, Paul Mckay, left London to live a self-sufficient existence in the Monchique hills with his partner Martyn. He keeps an assortment of animals and grows
Nazi stamps
By: ELOISE WALTON features@algarveresident.com GERMAN postal Company Deutsche Post has inadvertently issued stamps bearing the image of Adolf Hitler’s former deputy, Rudolf Hess. A company spokesman said that 20 stamps
Remote control
By: NATASHA SMITH features@algarveresident.com POLICE IN Australia declared a state of emergency when an inebriated man threatened to blow up half a city with his television remote control last May.
Space junk
By: ELOISE WALTON features@algarveresident.com A FARMER in Australia’s remote northern outback claims to have found what he believes is space junk from a rocket used to launch communications satellites. James
Crazed clergy
By: NATASHA SMITH features@algarveresident.com A PRIEST in Mexico was arrested after he punched a policeman who caught him driving drunkenly. Priest Manuel Raul Ortega, who was not wearing clerical dress
Danger Cow
By: ELOISE WALTON features@algarveresident.com CAMBODIAN POLICE investigating the deaths of at least six people in traffic accidents have arrested a suspect cow. A police chief based on the outskirts of
Higher market
By: NATASHA SMITH features@algarveresident.com ADVERTISERS HAVE found a new way of reaching an untapped market high in the sky. UK-based Ad-Air launched a new service this week, offering brands the
Nuisance neighbour
By: NATASHA SMITH features@algarveresident.com A disorientated drunk in Holland could not understand why the key to his house would not work and when he managed to break in, he realised

